Carmen
[to Juni about Romero]
What a bizarre man...
Scenes with Carmen
11 scenes Carmen
Carmen
[to Gary]
You're so full of shiitake mushrooms.
Skeletons
[shocked]
Oooooh!
Carmen
[Carmen and Juni are falling through a volcano tube, and are bored that they are laying on their backs in mid-fall]
How long have we been falling?
Juni
I don't know, my watch doesn't tell time.
Carmen
Best guess?
Juni
I say about three hours.
Carmen
Feels like four.
Carmen
[after awhile of falling, Juni take out his granola bar]
How could you be eating at a time like this?!
Juni
You know that tickling sensation you get when you fall?
Carmen
Of course.
Juni
That pretty much went away after the first hour.
Juni
Now, this is more like it. Treasure. Skeletons. Dead skeletons!
Carmen
Is there any other kind?
Carmen
Okay, Mom, if you're looking for top secret information, just go straight to the source.
Computer
[she taps some keys and "Welcome to the Pentagon" appears]
Welcome to the Pentagon.
Ingrid
How did you do that? You can't do that, there is no hacking in this household!
Carmen
[Carmen taps another key and disconnects]
I know. Sorry.
Ingrid
[sighs]
Show me that again.
Alexander Minion
Be a good girl and swat your brother for me.
Carmen
Oh, I will.
Carmen
Trust me. When the moment comes, you'll know.
Gerti Giggles
I think that moment's come.
Carmen
We're kids, not monsters.
Dr. Romero
What's the difference?
Alexandra's Computer: You have one new message. Message One.
Juni
Hello, Alexandra, it's me. Agent Juni Cortez. I'm on a mission. I know I shouldn't be, but I had an idea for you and your father. [Alexandra looks at Juni with a fond smile, evident that she has a crush on him] Simply tell him you need to talk to him. Tell him it's nothing urgent, but someday it might be urgent. And you need to open the communication lines right now. So, give me a call. Love to hear from you. And right now, it's about-- Silly me, I forgot my watch doesn't tell time. [Juni snorts and chuckles] And uh... [Alarm sounds]
Carmen
Something's wrong. Take the wheel!
Juni
Gotta go. Good luck! [Juni signs off]
Alexandra
Juni!
Alexandra's Computer: End of message.
Juni
[thinking]
Wow. What is this place? Do you think that's real gold? Gross! This is so slimy! I hate mold!
Carmen
[thinking]
I can hear your thoughts.
Juni
What?
Carmen
[gasps]
And you can hear mine! Our mouths aren't moving, but we can hear what we're thinking. Say something.
Juni
[inaudibly]
What do you want me to say? [covers his mouth in shock]
Carman
[gasps in shock]
How strange. We can only communicate by thought.
Juni
[intrigued]
Magic.
Carmen
Hmmm. Think something.
Juni
Uh...your feet stink.
Carmen
[she isn't sure if that's true]
I wonder. [she takes off one of her shoes and smells it and then cringes in disgust from the smell] Ohhh! Oh! Oh! [Juni reacts by laughing and snorting with amusement] Okay, this place is really weird. Let's go.
Juni
Good thinking.
Carmen
[thinking]
Go ahead. Say it.
Juni
[thinking]
What?
Carmen
I told you so!
Juni
Never.
