“Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?” – Wedding Guest, Splash ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Splash 1984

Wedding Guest

[Allen is an usher at a wedding and has recently ended a relationship]

Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?

Allen Bauer

She's not coming! What, do you want your money back?!

Wedding Guest

Hey, Allen!

Allen Bauer

She left me! She moved out and my life's shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!

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