Dr. Ivo Robotnik / Doctor Eggman

Doctor's log. It is day 243 in this... Portobello purgatory... My only companion is a rock I named "Stone". The question is... for whom am I narrating this? It seems I have become a feature player in the theater of the absurd. Marooned in deep space by that wretched blue rodent. But it is all good thanks to a breathable atmosphere and my supreme intellect, sharpened against the only competitor savvy enough to brr-r-r-r-ring it.