A scene from Small Soldiers 1998
Stuart

Son, what happened here?

Alan

Nothing. Nothing happened.

Stuart

Oh, really? [and the mass of the toy boat falls out] And how do you explain this?!

Alan

[stummering]

I was dusting it, and it fell over.

Stuart

Oh, you were dusting it with what? A croquet mallet?

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