It doesn't get better than this. If only I had seen the writing on the wall...I just didn't know it was in French.
Starla Grady
Jane McGregor · 21 quotes
Genevieve LePlouff
Piper Perabo · 4 quotes
Randolph
Jesse James · 3 quotes
Arny "Dad" Grady
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Starla Grady & Genevieve LePlouff (2), Starla Grady & Randolph (2)
Slap Her She's French quotes
Page 2 of 2Oh yeah, and don't get me started on monsieur LeDuke—Mister 'I'm married but teenage girls make me pop my jimmy in my fruit de looms.'
Oh, Kyle, bonjour. I was just watching Starla. She really knows how to spread her legs... uh... to kick.
She went through this whole catholic thing—kissing my knees and calling herself a whore. It was like Taxicab Confessions.
We're all capable of doing bad things. Lord knows I've done my share. Things I'm truly ashamed of. But should my life, so young and full of sweet promise, be tragically cut before it ever had a chance to shine? If I ever get out of here, as God is my witness, somebody's gonna pay. Or, as the great German philosopher Freddy Nitsche once said, 'that which does not kill us is gonna wish it had, because we're about to Fed-ex its sorry ass back to Skank Central where it came from.' Or something like that.
Whatcha reading? [Randolph shows her a copy of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Philip K. Dick] Oh, I like Dicks. haha
You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!
[After slapping Kyle and Genevieve in different scenes at the Newscaster of the Year contest]
Slapping people is fun.