Is that our girl? Ooh la la.
She's no Starla.
Thank you, Randolph.
She looks nothing like a drag queen.
Starla Grady
Jane McGregor · 21 quotes
Genevieve LePlouff
Piper Perabo · 4 quotes
Randolph
Jesse James · 3 quotes
Arny "Dad" Grady
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Starla Grady & Genevieve LePlouff (2), Starla Grady & Randolph (2)
Slap Her She's French quotes
Page 1 of 2I hate you, and this town and all the pathetic inbreds that live here.
Say what you want about me, but don't mess with Splendona.
Kyle Come on babe, we're just dancing.
That's not dancing, that's... dry humping!
I'm sorry, that's how we dance in my country.
Well, then everyone in your country's a big fat whore!
[Genevieve grabs Starla by her neck] [whispering in Starla's ear]
Maybe if you knew how to keep your man happy, he wouldn't have to dance with a whore such as myself!
Mom
What? I don't like this Japanese music.
It's Mozart.
Mom
No, smartie, Mozart played the piano.
Mr. LeDuke
[speaking French]
Excuse me, miss. Where is the library?
[speaking French]
The library is in the centre of town. Perhaps we can meet there this afternoon for casual sex. We can mate like angry weasels while an elderly nun watches. [in English] See, and you thought I wasn't motivated enough to pass.
Mr. LeDuke
Starla!
Wait there's more.. [in French] I have a mouth like ten fingers and ten fingers like a mouth... and i want to ride your horsie, cowboy.
Mr. LeDuke
Stop right there young lady! Now I realize it's natural to develop a crush on an older more experienced man, but I am married.
Eww! You and me? You wish, Chewbacca. Sir.
You know, I could help you study.
Yeah and what's the catch?
No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Ha, I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.
Ashley, Tanner, y'all are my best friends in the world and I don't care who wins, as long as it's one of us.
Ashley Aww, Starla.
...and Tanner, you can barely see those bags under your eyes. If the lighting's right, maybe the judges won't either. Heck, they'll be too busy taking bets about when Ashley's gonna pop outta that dress.
It's people like you who give America a bad name.
Ed You're one to talk, you conniving blonde bimbo.
[Genevieve bursts into tears]
Now look at what you've done. I have a good mind to have Kyle come and beat you off... up. Beat you up.
Play this tape!
Tape
[Starla's voice]
The whole school is nothing but a bunch of phony posers, a list of users, losers and self abusers.
Actually, that's not the right tape.
Shit, where's that snail-eating, Bordeaux-swilling, America-foreign-policy-opposing, leg-not-shaving whore-slut?
Ed Whoa there, cowgirl.
What does it say about me?
Ashley Here it is, right underneath the lunch menu. And for Genevieve's presence among us, due thanks must go to Stalra Grady.
Stalra? Stalra?
Bonjour, y'all.
Enjoy it while you can, Cupcake, before time and gravity do their dirty work.
I didn't find her she found me, WHO IS SHE?
I'm going to get you, Kermit, you're going down!