Mom
What? I don't like this Japanese music.
Randolph It's Mozart.
Mom
No, smartie, Mozart played the piano.
Played by Jesse James 
Slap Her She's French (2002) · 25 quotes
Slap Her She's French (2002) · 25 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Slap Her She's French (2002): in 3 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Starla Grady (2)
Scenes with Randolph
3 scenes Randolph Randolph You know, I could help you study.
Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Ha, I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.
Is that our girl? Ooh la la.
Randolph She's no Starla.
Thank you, Randolph.
Randolph She looks nothing like a drag queen.
