Sean
I'm tired of lying. I'm tired of pretending. I want to be this man. The man I am with you.
Stephanie
I don't do threesomes.
Played by Henry Golding 
A Simple Favor (2018) · 18 quotes
A Simple Favor (2018) · 18 quotes
She's an enigma, my wife. You can get close to her, but you never quite reach her. She's like a beautiful ghost.
Scenes with Sean Townsend
4 scenes Sean
Stephanie
Sean
What did you guys get up to today at school?
Nicky
I saw my mom.
Sean
Um, I understand, Nicky, that sometimes we think we see people that we miss even if they're gone.
Nicky
No, I saw her. She was right outside the fence by the kickball yard at recess.
Sean
Well, lots of people look like someone else.
Nicky
Nobody looks like mom! She told me to say hi to Stephanie.
Sean
Nicky, this is unhealthy.
Nicky
Miles saw her too, right Miles?
Miles
I think I did. But I don't know. I was playing tetherball.
Stephanie
Did you two hatch this up? Is this a game, like when you smash everything with trucks? Because you know what we say about lying.
Nicky
I'm not lying! I saw her! **** you!
Sean
[Leaves the dinner table and runs off]
Hey, Nicky!
Miles
Oopsy.
Sean
I grieved your death.
Emily
I understand. You're not alone. They say that 90% of people who lose their spouse end up sleeping with their spouse's best friend after their funeral, actually.
Sean
Really?
Emily
No, I just made that up, you **** dick. That's how you grieve? Balls deep in my best friend?
Stephanie
[Pointing a gun at Sean]
You used me. [to Emily] You used me too. [to Sean] But you had me making you dinner, watching your kid, sucking your dick.
Sean
I had no idea that she was still alive!
Stephanie
Stop lying.
Emily
Okay, you guys. I think we should just sit down and talk this out.
Sean
Emily, you sit down. You hated Stephanie. You used to watch her vlog and rip her apart.
Stephanie
All I wanted was to be your friend.
Emily
You were. And then you **** my husband and my insurance plan.
Sean
Don't blame her! This is so typical of you!
Emily
Sean, I was just trying to get us out of crushing **** debt.
Sean
Yeah, maybe if you had the good sense to give me a call, I could've helped you with this little plot of yours.
Emily
Oh, please, you haven't come up with a decent plot in ten years.
Sean
Really? Right now?
Stephanie
Can I say something, as the lady with the gun? Nicky deserves better than both of you.
Emily
**** you! I love my kid.
Sean
Shut up!
