2nd most-quoted character in A Simple Favor (2018): in 9 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Stephanie Smothers (6), Sean Townsend (2)
A line from Emily Nelson
[repeated line] Brother****er!
Scenes with Emily Nelson
8 scenes
Emily [after Stephanie takes a picture of her]
Did you just take my picture?
Emily Did I ask you to take my picture? Erase it.
Oh, you look really chic. It's just for Faces and Places. Just for the other parents.
Emily Erase it or I'll slap a **** injunction on your yearbook. Do you understand?
Yeah. Okay. [Deletes the picture] Yeah, it's gone. Whoa. Bye bye.
Emily Don't do that again.
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Or I didn't mean to offend you. Um, I'm sure that stuff's really sensitive in your industry.
Emily Oh, no. It's all good.
I'm probably not the kind of person that you're normally friends with.
Emily Oh, you do not want to be friends with me. Trust me.
[about Davis and Chris dying in a car crash]
It's my fault. I'm the reason they're both dead.
Emily No. Hey, don't do that. People, people do terrible things for their own **** up reasons. That's on them, not on you.
Emily Which one?
Both. I'm lonely. I think loneliness probably kills more people than cancer.
[Referring to the friendship bracelet]
Here. I made that for you.
Emily You made this for me?
Thought it would go with that pinstriped suit you have.
Emily Really? That's nice. No one does stuff like this for me.
I used to watch those Bewitched reruns on TV Land, and I always thought it was so classy when Darren would come from work and Samantha would fix him a martini. So every time we do this, I feel so high-tone.
Emily My God, you're such a nerd.
Emily [Picks up her son]
Come here, little dude. Oh, my baby! Look at your shirt. Did any food make it into your mouth?
M Miles
Ask her, Nicky! Ask her!
Emily Ask me what?
N Nicky
We want a play date.
Emily Oh, we can't, mommy already has a play date with a symphony of anti-depressants. Let's go.
MA Miles and Nicky
Play date! Play date! Play date!
Emily Baby, please don't do this. I got to go. Come on. I got a ton of work to do.
N Nicky
You don't let me have any fun.
Emily That's not true. I let you tear my labia as you exited my body, so you're welcome.
Emily You are so nice. I have no idea how you've survived this long.
I'm not as nice as you think, so.
Emily Are you baiting me?
No! I'm just saying, everybody has a dark side.
Emily Mm-hmm.
Some of us are better at hiding at it than others.
Emily Want to trade confessions?
Emily Come on, what's the wildest thing you've ever done?
Oh, I... no, I don't know. I shouldn't. You go first.
Emily Okay, um, a few months ago, Sean and I had his TA over dinner and drinks, and a threesome.
Emily Did I say it was a him?
That's very cool, sis. Very cool.
Emily I understand. You're not alone. They say that 90% of people who lose their spouse end up sleeping with their spouse's best friend after their funeral, actually.
Emily No, I just made that up, you **** dick. That's how you grieve? Balls deep in my best friend?
[Pointing a gun at Sean]
You used me. [to Emily] You used me too. [to Sean] But you had me making you dinner, watching your kid, sucking your dick.
I had no idea that she was still alive!
Emily Okay, you guys. I think we should just sit down and talk this out.
Emily, you sit down. You hated Stephanie. You used to watch her vlog and rip her apart.
All I wanted was to be your friend.
Emily You were. And then you **** my husband and my insurance plan.
Don't blame her! This is so typical of you!
Emily Sean, I was just trying to get us out of crushing **** debt.
Yeah, maybe if you had the good sense to give me a call, I could've helped you with this little plot of yours.
Emily Oh, please, you haven't come up with a decent plot in ten years.
Can I say something, as the lady with the gun? Nicky deserves better than both of you.
Emily **** you! I love my kid.
Emily! Emily, stop! Emily, you can't outrun this! Don't do this to Nicky! Come on, you're still his mom!
Emily [stops and turns]
Yeah, I am. But you sure as shit won't be.
D Darren
[as she is about to shoot Stephanie, she is suddenly hit by a car; the car stops and Darren gets out]
America's hybrids. Silent, but deadly.
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