Jack Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure. If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble, you're dead, asshole!
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Sideways (2004): in 2 of its 8 quotes
A line from JackYou don't understand my plight.
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