For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Example?
Example? Okay, er... ogres... are... like onions.
Yes...NO!
Or they make you cry.
No!
Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they turn brown and start sproutin' little white hairs.
NO! LAYERS! Onions have layers. OGRES have layers. Onions have layers... you get it. We both have layers.
Oh, you both have layers. [pause] You know, not everybody likes onions. [pause] CAKES! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers!
You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Heck no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
NOOO!!! YOU DENSE, IRRITATING, MINIATURE BEAST OF BURDEN! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye bye! [whispers] See you later!
You know... I think I preferred you humming...
