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This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.
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Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.
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All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.
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Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.
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So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.