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[Bilko and Wally are visiting MAJ Ebersole's facility, where the experimental hover tank is being kept]
MAJ Ebersole: No, it'll hover. But as before, it will go completely haywire if we attempt to [remembers earlier test] - fire the cannon.
MSG Bilko: We know that. We just need a couple of hours with it. [to Wally] Let's get started.
Ebersole: Wait, wait! This is a $70-million piece of equipment! You think I'm gonna just let one of your men mess around with it? I think not.
Bilko: [Unconcerned] Mm. Hmm. [Takes out a few pieces of paper, and starts patting his forehead with them] Oh, boy- is it hot in here or what? Oh, wait, what's this? It's the IOU's from the poker game!
Ebersole: Would you like to use my tools? [Bilko tears the papers]
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