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[Bilko sees Holbrook sitting up in bed with a piece of paper]
MSG Ernest Bilko: What's the matter with you? You were full of energy at 6AM.
PFC Wally Holbrook: I don't think the guys like me.
Bilko: Well, what makes you say that?
Holbrook: They wrote me a note. "Wally, we don't like you." And they all signed it.
Bilko: [Looks at the note] Yep, that's Doberman's X.
Holbrook: Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate?
Bilko: Why, what's wrong with Doberman?
Wally: He wet his bed!
Bilko: Oh, well, once in a while...
Holbrook: No, he did it from across the room.
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