Dottie Hinkle quotes from Serial Mom (1994)

Dottie Hinkle

Hello?

Beverly Sutphin

Is this the **** residence?

Dottie Hinkle

God damn you! Stop calling here!

Beverly Sutphin

Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?

Dottie Hinkle

You bitch!

Beverly Sutphin

Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-****-you?

Dottie Hinkle

The police are tracing this call this very minute.

Beverly Sutphin

Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, ****face?

Dottie Hinkle

**** YOU! [hangs up]

Dottie Hinkle

Didn't I just say **** you!?

Beverly Sutphin

I beg your pardon!

Dottie Hinkle

Who is this?

Beverly Sutphin

Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. We understand you're having some trouble with an obscene phone caller?

Dottie Hinkle

Oh, Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I'm a divorced woman, please help me.

Beverly Sutphin

Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?

Dottie Hinkle

I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.

Beverly Sutphin

Oh yes, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words.

Dottie Hinkle

I'll try. ****, that's what she calls me.

Beverly Sutphin

Listen to your filthy mouth, you ****in' whore!

Dottie Hinkle

Goddamn you!

Beverly Sutphin

Mother ****er!

Dottie Hinkle

**** sucker!

Dottie Hinkle

Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it.

Say what?

Dottie Hinkle

Are those... I can't say the words out loud.

Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used?

Dottie Hinkle

Maybe.

It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out.

Dottie Hinkle

PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!

Beverly

Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?

Dottie Hinkle

No, I don't.

Beverly

So you weren't drunk when you received those alleged obscene phone calls?

Dottie Hinkle

I certainly was not.

Beverly

You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you weren't drinking?

Dottie Hinkle

One beer with lunch is hardly drinking.

Beverly

So you do drink?

Dottie Hinkle

Socially. I'll have a beer.

Beverly

So you admit you just lied?

Dottie Hinkle

No I don't, you bitch!

Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle.

Dottie Hinkle

Did you see her?! She just said "**** you" to me!

Beverly

Let the record show I'm merely standing here!

Dottie Hinkle

**** you too, you whore!

I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court.

Beverly

Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?

Dottie Hinkle

No I'm not, you mother ****er!