Scrooged (1988) · 24 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Scrooged (1988): in 4 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Frank Cross (3)
I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
Ghost of Christmas Past That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls!
Ghost of Christmas Past You still spend the next fifteen years sitting on your ass watching TV.
Check the records! I did some stuff. I played baseball. One year, I hit the home-run that won the big game--
Ghost of Christmas Past That was the kid on The Courtship of Eddie's Father.
There was another time, though. I was on a hill covered with flowers, and there was a beautiful girl with pigtails--
Ghost of Christmas Past PATHETIC! You are so pathetic! That was Little House on the Prairie!
... Was it the the homecoming episode?
Ghost of Christmas Past Yes, it was the homecoming episode of Little House. Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.
Yeah? Name one.
Ghost of Christmas Past You left Claire for Frisbee the dog? Frank, let me sum this up for you: you don't know who you are, you don't know what you want, and you don't know what the hell is going on!
I've made a few mistakes. I gotta live with that. But I do know who I am, I know what I want, and I know what's going on!
Ghost of Christmas Past Hey, Frank! Up here!
What's going on?
Ghost of Christmas Past How should I know? I'm just the ghost! So long, sucker!
Ghost of Christmas Past GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON! [laughs]
