The Science of Sleep quotes

View Quote No, I can't speak French with you. I'm too shy. The only thing I can say is: "I like your tit. It erects me in my pants."

View Quote P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose. [plays drums] Fascinating!

View Quote This girl is at once all the women that broke my heart. She is so beautiful and generous and she is asking me to leave because she is dumping me. She is dumping me because I am a cheap drug dealer. And I am a drug dealer because she wants to leave me.

View Quote Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared,............. love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.

View Quote Well in my case the problem is that I don't have a girlfriend. And I'm not dead.

View Quote Would you marry me when we are seventy? You have nothing to lose.