Stephane
[Shows 3-D glasses]
You can see real life in 3-D.
Isn't life already in 3-D?
Stephane
No but, yeah but, come on.
3rd most-quoted character in The Science of Sleep (2006): in 9 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: St?phanie (8)
Scenes with Stephane
9 scenes
Stephane
It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
I don't have a penis.
Stephane
But you have a left hand.
How's your head?
Stephane
It's okay. It's not normal though...
It's never going to be.
I'm not sure I should accept this gift. Why do I deserve a present anyway?
Stephane
Because...for the occasion that you are pretty.
Guy [after throwing his TV into the canal]
It floats!
Stephane
Yeah, it floats.
Guy Maybe the fish will enjoy that crap.
I have big hands.
Stephane
That means you have a large penis. [embarrassed] ...That was inappropriate.
Why me?
Stephane
Because everyone else is boring. And because you're different. You don't like me, St?phanie.
Randomness is very difficult to achieve... organization always merges back if you don't pay attention.
Stephane
Death to organization.
Stephane, wait. Do you feel better?
Stephane
I'm going to work
I just wanted to know if you're okay.
Stephane
Yeah I'm super fine thanks.
So I get it, so you dont want to be my friend anymore?
Stephane
No! I don't want to be your friend anymore!I don't want to be your friend anymore! Do I have to nail it on your door? "I don't want to be your friend."
No you, you can't, you can't stop being my friend. It's not something people can decide.
Stephane
Oh yeah they can. People have an argument and they stop talking to each other.
Okay then lets have a date or something and we can talk about things if thats whats you want.
Stephane
Whats the point you'll just want me as your friend and then you'll have a really nice boyfriend and that will kill me.