Mr. President, we've just received word the planet is under attack by aliens.

Oh, okay...

Sir, they've already wiped out some of our cities, if nothing is done they'll kill us all.

I see. Well, I'll deal with that later, but right now I need to find out what's happening with the duck.

Sir, with each passing moment more people will die.

The people are gonna die regardless. But this duck still has a fighting chance.

I've read the story before, Mr. President. The duck dies...

(the President spits milk all over the elementary school kids)

Oh my God! That's horrible!