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Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, we've just received word the planet is under attack by aliens.
President Harris: Oh, okay...
Secret Service Agent: Sir, they've already wiped out some of our cities, if nothing is done they'll kill us all.
President Harris: I see. Well, I'll deal with that later, but right now I need to find out what's happening with the duck.
Secret Service Agent: Sir, with each passing moment more people will die.
President Harris: The people are gonna die regardless. But this duck still has a fighting chance.
Secret Service Agent: I've read the story before, Mr. President. The duck dies...
(the President spits milk all over the elementary school kids)
President Harris: Oh my God! That's horrible!
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