Trooper Champlin : This... is your wife. (snaps a hot dog in half) Tom : She broke her weiner? Trooper Champlin : (sighs) Tom, look what happens to the taco. (breaks a taco in half) Tom : I, I don't understand all this medical lingo. I wanna see Anne! Trooper Champlin : Your wife is split in half. Tom : (splitting a sub sandwich down the middle) You mean like, down the middle in half? Trooper Champlin : (sighs) At the waist. That truck is the only thing keeping her alive. Tom : You mean, this is the only time I can talk to the top half? Trooper Champlin : Yes. Tom : Well, let's just say this is her bottom half. (pulls out a donut) Can I spend a little time with that? Trooper Champlin : I don't understand what you mean. Tom : (now holding a hot dog) Okay, let me explain. Trooper Champlin : Just go to her.

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