A scene from Scary Movie 3 2003
Trooper Champlin

This... is your wife. (snaps a hot dog in half)

Tom

She broke her weiner?

Trooper Champlin

(sighs)

Tom, look what happens to the taco. (breaks a taco in half)

Tom

I, I don't understand all this medical lingo. I wanna see Anne!

Trooper Champlin

Your wife is split in half.

Tom

(splitting a sub sandwich down the middle)

You mean like, down the middle in half?

Trooper Champlin

(sighs)

At the waist. That truck is the only thing keeping her alive.

Tom

You mean, this is the only time I can talk to the top half?

Trooper Champlin

Yes.

Tom

Well, let's just say this is her bottom half. (pulls out a donut) Can I spend a little time with that?

Trooper Champlin

I don't understand what you mean.

Tom

(now holding a hot dog)

Okay, let me explain.

Trooper Champlin

Just go to her.

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Trooper Champlin Camryn Manheim

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