Trooper Champlin
This... is your wife. (snaps a hot dog in half)
Tom
She broke her weiner?
Trooper Champlin
(sighs)
Tom, look what happens to the taco. (breaks a taco in half)
Tom
I, I don't understand all this medical lingo. I wanna see Anne!
Trooper Champlin
Your wife is split in half.
Trooper Champlin
(sighs)
At the waist. That truck is the only thing keeping her alive.
Tom
You mean, this is the only time I can talk to the top half?
Trooper Champlin
Yes.
Tom
Well, let's just say this is her bottom half. (pulls out a donut) Can I spend a little time with that?
Trooper Champlin
I don't understand what you mean.
Trooper Champlin
Just go to her.

