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Wayne: What happened?
J.D: Judith was giving me some therapy and helped me realize I was gay and--
Wayne: Wait. What? I see what happened. She messed with your head.
J.D: Wayne, I'm gay.
Wayne: No, you're not. You're just unsuccessful with women.
J.D: No, I'm gay. Judith got me in touch with the inner J.D.
Wayne: How'd she do that?
J.D: She listened. Unlike people who knew me for years and ignored all the telltale signs.
Wayne: Like what?
J.D: Like my obsession with Bette Midler. My preference for track lighting. And the fact that I like sucking dick.
Wayne: What?! You've done that?!
J.D: No. Not with another guy, but remember when I bought that book on yoga?
Wayne: I don't want to hear anymore. Look, you want to be gay? Fine! No problem! But from now on, I'll take care of Judith myself. Okay! [sits and reads a magazine]
J.D: You want to be gay with me?
Wayne: No! [gets out of his chair and leaves]
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