“Wayne: Before Judith, our fun level was at an all time high....” – Saving Silverman ... Movie Quotes Database

Wayne

Before Judith, our fun level was at an all time high. Ninety-three, it is now an eight. Band numbers have plunged dramatically as well. Girls... never very high at nine, but look now. TWO! This has obviously lead to increased whacking off!

J.D.

I'm chafing.

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