Douche: No disrespect, but you look **** gross, bro. Look at you! **** bent ass busted ass noz. [notices leak] Oh! Oh, great! You're leaking all your juice out! Can I ask you a question, me? Why would a god let you up in her smooth, perfect slizz when you can't even squirt? YOU GOT NOTHING TO SQUIRT! [bangs his head several times, then falls over and sobs] I got no purpose. I'm nothing!
Juicius Maximus: Is someone there? Help me, someone. Help me. Help me. Help.
Douche: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh, bro? And right out of your **** dingle. [Coughs] **** sucks, right?
Juicius Maximus: Dying. So cold.
Douche: Oh. Uh-oh. Lightbulb.
Lightbulb: Yes?
Douche: No, not **** you, dummy! I think I might be forming some beginnings of what could be the flower that blossoms into an idea. If you **** tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro. [Drinks Juicius’ crotch] ****. This is some next-level shit, dude. You **** like that? I'm juicing up! [Laughing Evilly] I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro! [Laughs Evilly] Yeah! I got a new purpose now. Revenge! Where's that **** sausage?! 'Cause this Douche is DTFSU: DOWN TO **** A SAUSAGE UP! I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Juicius Maximus: Is someone there? Help me, someone. Help me. Help me. Help.
Douche: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh, bro? And right out of your **** dingle. [Coughs] **** sucks, right?
Juicius Maximus: Dying. So cold.
Douche: Oh. Uh-oh. Lightbulb.
Lightbulb: Yes?
Douche: No, not **** you, dummy! I think I might be forming some beginnings of what could be the flower that blossoms into an idea. If you **** tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro. [Drinks Juicius’ crotch] ****. This is some next-level shit, dude. You **** like that? I'm juicing up! [Laughing Evilly] I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro! [Laughs Evilly] Yeah! I got a new purpose now. Revenge! Where's that **** sausage?! 'Cause this Douche is DTFSU: DOWN TO **** A SAUSAGE UP! I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Douche : No disrespect, but you look **** gross, bro. Look at you! **** bent ass busted ass noz. [notices leak] Oh! Oh, great! You're leaking all your juice out! Can I ask you a question, me? Why would a god let you up in her smooth, perfect slizz when you can't even squirt? YOU GOT NOTHING TO SQUIRT! [bangs his head several times, then falls over and sobs] I got no purpose. I'm nothing!
Juicius Maximus : Is someone there? Help me, someone. Help me. Help me. Help.
Douche : What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh, bro? And right out of your **** dingle. [Coughs] **** sucks, right?
Juicius Maximus : Dying. So cold.
Douche : Oh. Uh-oh. Lightbulb.
Lightbulb : Yes?
Douche : No, not **** you, dummy! I think I might be forming some beginnings of what could be the flower that blossoms into an idea. If you **** tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro. [Drinks Juicius’ crotch] ****. This is some next-level shit, dude. You **** like that? I'm juicing up! [Laughing Evilly] I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro! [Laughs Evilly] Yeah! I got a new purpose now. Revenge! Where's that **** sausage?! 'Cause this Douche is DTFSU: DOWN TO **** A SAUSAGE UP! I'M COMING FOR YOU!
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