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Douche: Yo! Oh, ****! Yeah, dude! Somebody call a doctor, 'cause honestly, this beat is sick.
Beet: Actually, I feel great. Real healthy.
Douche: Not you. The beat! The song, bro! [beatboxing] Holy shit, Chips! C-H-I-P-S! Chips, chips, chips, chips! I've known you forever, bro. And I would never disrespect you with a lie. I will tell you very much that you look **** disgusting, bro.
Chips: Oh, come on.
Douche: Nah, I'm just messing with you, bro. But for reals, you gotta hit the gym, bro.
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