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[Patch is telling B.Z. about the special Christmas product he intends to make]
Patch: "If you give extra kisses, you get bigger hugs."
B.Z.: Sorry?
Patch: That's what Santa's wife's always saying. [chuckles awkwardly] Anyway, that's all the advertising you'll ever need.
B.Z.: It better be. How many workers does this, uh, product require?
Patch: Just me.
B.Z.: What? No payroll?
Patch: Well, my needs are small: a bowl of stew, heavy on the dill, a cold place to sleep--
B.Z.: What will it cost?
Patch: [confused] Cost? Cost whom?
B.Z.: The people who...who buy the toy.
Patch: Well, nothing; we're going to give them away free.
[B.Z's face turns beet red and he looks ready to burst]
Patch: [intrigued] Oh! Oh, that's fantastic! How do you make your face so red so fast?
B.Z.: FOR FREE?!?!?!
Patch: Well, that's how we do it at the North Pole--
B.Z: WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT HERE, IN A FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM!!!
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