“Come on batter this is a short game and i have to get home for lunch.” – Ham Porter, The Sandlot ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Sandlot 1993

Ham Porter

Come on batter this is a short game and i have to get home for lunch.

Ham Porter

Is that your sister out in left field? Naked? She's naked, you know.

Phillips

[distracted by Ham, he swings and misses]

Shut up, Porter!

Ham Porter

Hey, hey, hey. I'm just trying to have a friendly conversation, come on. [two seconds later] Think she'll go out with me?

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Ham Porter Patrick Renna More Ham Porter quotes →

Phillips Wil Horneff More Phillips quotes →

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