“Hey, you want a s'more?” – Ham Porter, The Sandlot ... Movie Quotes Database

Ham Porter

Hey, you want a s'more?

Smalls

Some more of what?

Ham Porter

No, do you want a s'more?

Smalls

I haven't had anything yet... so how can I have some more of nothing?

Ham Porter

You're killing me, Smalls! These are s'mores stuff. Okay, pay attention. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end. Then, you stuff.

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