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View Quote Danny: She says I take no joy in life.
Wheeler: I can see that.
Danny: I gotta talk to her.
Wheeler: Aw, forget her, man. Let me give you a little motto I live my life by: You gotta hit it and quit it. No ties, tangle free, nobody tells me what to do. I get to bang bang bang the drum.
Danny: That's not a motto, that's... that's just you saying a bunch of things. You know, that's right. I'm a dick. And I'm in a rut. Just going from school to school selling poison to our nation's youth.
Wheeler: It's not poison. It's got juice in it.
View Quote Danny: Who is this guy?
Beth: Thank you Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
Mr. Garvin: Falsely accused.
Danny: Yeah, well, he looks like Phil Collins.
View Quote Danny: You know what? We're making a detour.
Wheeler: What?
Danny: We're making a detour.
Wheeler: Where?
Danny: We're making a detour.
Wheeler: Why?
View Quote Duane: We are gonna make s'mores with white chocolate.
Martin: Oh-ho, I don't know if I agree with that.
View Quote Esplen: Um... Augie, now that I'm queen... I was wondering if, maybe, you'd want to be my... king?
Augie: (smiling) Sure! [pause] Am I supposed to kiss you now? (Esplen giggles and they kiss] (to himself) ****, yeah!
View Quote Gayle: (appropriately hugging Martin) This is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big. (hugging him from behind) This is not.
Wheeler: Well, obviously we're not supposed to butt**** these kids.
View Quote Gayle: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!
View Quote Gayle: Don't you come in here preaching to me about hours when you're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!
View Quote Gayle: I got a long-standing relationship with this judge and I don't wanna get too graphic but I used to suck his dick for drugs.
View Quote Gayle: I know why you're here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.
Danny: Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?
View Quote Gayle: I will sign your sheets but you need to know I am not here to service your hours. I'm here to service these young boys.
View Quote Gayle: Language, Ronnie!
Ronnie: My language is English and this mother****er tried to grab my hang-dang.
View Quote Gayle: Oh, and F.Y.I., you're playing on this girl's court now, okay? So you're playing by her rules.
Wheeler: Are you the coach?
Gayle: I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.
View Quote Gayle: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
Wheeler: In what way are we full of shit?
Danny: Which one of us has the Ph.D?
View Quote Gayle: Why don't you two guys go home, put down some lines of selfishness, which is your blow, close the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!