The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

64 total quotes

Janet
Magenta
Riff Raff
The Criminologist

View Quote [singing.] Well I was walking down the street, just a-havin' a think/ When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink! He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise/ He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes! He stared at me and I felt a change/ Time meant nothin', never would again!

View Quote [repeated line.] Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fianc?e, Janet Weiss.

View Quote [singing] Dammit, Janet, I love you.

View Quote [watching Brad and Janet being stripped to their underwear.] Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush!

View Quote In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can.

View Quote [Dr. Scott crashes through the laboratory wall.] Great Scott!

View Quote COME! We are ready for the floor show!

View Quote The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.

View Quote [singing] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.

View Quote I don't like men with too many muscles.

View Quote Everything in is readiness, Master. We merely await your... word.

View Quote [singing] Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!

View Quote [laughing with Magenta]"Hahahahahah- shut up!"

View Quote [singing] Your apple pie don't taste too nice, you better wise up Janet Weiss.

View Quote [hitting Riff-Raff with a whip.] How did it happen?! I understood you were to be watching!