The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

64 total quotes

Janet
Magenta
Riff Raff
The Criminologist

View Quote Say good-bye to all of this. And say hello... to oblivion.

View Quote [singing.] Well I was walking down the street, just a-havin' a think/ When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink! He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise/ He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes! He stared at me and I felt a change/ Time meant nothin', never would again!

View Quote [repeated line.] Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fianc?e, Janet Weiss.

View Quote [bangs gong.] Master! Dinner is prepared!

View Quote [watching Brad and Janet being stripped to their underwear.] Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush!

View Quote The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.

View Quote [singing] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.

View Quote COME! We are ready for the floor show!

View Quote [Dr. Scott crashes through the laboratory wall.] Great Scott!

View Quote I don't like men with too many muscles.

View Quote [singing] Your apple pie don't taste too nice, you better wise up Janet Weiss.

View Quote Everything in is readiness, Master. We merely await your... word.

View Quote [hitting Riff-Raff with a whip.] How did it happen?! I understood you were to be watching!

View Quote [laughing with Magenta]"Hahahahahah- shut up!"

View Quote [singing] Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!