Dr. Frank-N-Furter How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful handyman. He's just a/ little brought down, because/ when you knocked, he thought you were the candy-man.
Most-quoted character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975): in 30 of its 80 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie (5), Janet (3), Brad (3)
So, come up to the lab,/ and see what's on the slab!/ I see you shiver with antici [long pause] pation./ But maybe the rain/ isn't really to blame,/ so I'll remove the cause.../ [chuckles] but not the symptom.
More lines from Dr. Frank-N-Furter
24 quotes Dr. Frank-N-Furter Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter You look like you're both pretty groovy!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Well, you got caught with a flat!/ Well, how about that?/ Well, babies, don't you panic!/ By the light of the night,/ It'll all seem all right!/ I'll get you a satanic mechanic!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [After hacking Eddie to death with a pickaxe.]
One from the vaults.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Don't be upset - It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [hitting Riff-Raff with a whip.]
How did it happen?! I understood you were to be watching!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
Your apple pie don't taste too nice, you better wise up Janet Weiss.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
A mental mind **** can be nice.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter COME! We are ready for the floor show!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter 'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists, you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research, and paradise is to be mine!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Ok? Ok!? I think we can do better then that! Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter [singing]
Planet Schmanet, Janet!!!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Well, really, That’s no way to behave on your first day out… but, uhmm, since your such an exceptional beauty, I’m prepared to forgive you.
Scenes with Dr. Frank-N-Furter
5 scenes Frank Enchant?. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.
Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request, which you've chosen to ignore!
Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Ungrateful!
Frank How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.
Frank Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Certainly not!
Frank Oh, well. [looks at Janet.] How 'bout you?
What have you done with Brad?!
Frank [innocent.]
Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
What have you done with Janet?!
Frank [innocent.]
Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Dr. Scott [After finding Rocky and Janet have had sex.]
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Frank Rocky!
Dr. Scott [Rocky looks over to Frank]
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Frank Rocky!
Dr. Scott [Rocky looks over to Frank]
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Frank Rocky!
[Rocky looks over to Frank]
I ask for nothing, Master!
Frank And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!
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