Riff Raff You're wet. (after observing an obviously drenched Brad and Janet)
Played by Richard O'Brien 
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) · 80 quotes
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) · 80 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975): in 14 of its 80 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie (3), Magenta (3)
MERCYYYYYYY!
More lines from Riff Raff
10 quotes Riff Raff Riff Raff [singing]
It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll.
Riff Raff The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.
Riff Raff Everything in is readiness, Master. We merely await your... word.
Riff Raff You know this earthling? [correcting himself.] This... person?
Riff Raff [laughing with Magenta]
"Hahahahahah- shut up!"
Riff Raff [singing]
Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania, prepare the transit beam.
Riff Raff Say good-bye to all of this. And say hello... to oblivion.
Riff Raff [laughing with Magenta, cuts off suddenly and turns to her]
Hahahahaha—SHUT UP!
Riff Raff How sentimental...And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading; but, you see, you are to remain here...in spirit, anyway.
Scenes with Riff Raff
3 scenes Riff Raff Hello.
Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fianc?e, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff You're wet.
Yes - it's raining. [gives Brad an off look.]
Yes.
Riff Raff Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
You're too kind.
...
Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Uh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Oh.
Riff Raff This way.
Are you having a party?
Riff Raff You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Oh, lucky him.
You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
Riff Raff [singing]
With a bit of a mind flip/
You're into the time slip/
Riff Raff And nothing can ever be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Riff Raff Like you're under sedation!
All
Let's do the time warp again!
But I thought you liked them! They liked you.
Riff-Raff They didn't like me! They never liked me!
