One Two quotes from RockNRolla (2008)

Mumbles

Did he make a pass on you?

One Two

Yes, he **** did.

Mumbles

So, what's the problem? Eh? It was supposed to be his last night. You took care of him. That's what friends do for one another. Well done. And I won't tell the chaps.

Handsome Bob

Is that you, Bertie?

What's happening about that drink?

Handsome Bob

What's happening about that paperwork?

Well I'm busy tonight. Monday looks good. I'll leave the papers at my reception under your name. I'll text you the address.

Handsome Bob

Well, I'll pop 'round in a jiffy and I'll see you on Monday. Raaawwwwrrrr. [hangs up] [he and mumbles laugh]

One Two

You are scary good at that.

Handsome Bob

Aw, do you miss it?

One Two

Hey, shut up, Bob or I'll slap you. All right, let's go pick up the paperwork from your boyfriend and drop me off on the way, huh? I'm going back to bed.

Handsome Bob

Can I come? [One Two slaps Bob and he and Mumbles laugh]

One Two

So you don't wanna know what happened?

Stella

I know what happened. Hollandaise?

One Two

I see you ordered already

Stella

You were late. Shouldn't you've taken precautions?

One Two

Precations?

Stella

Well, that's your job, isn't it? I didn't realize.

One Two

Realize? Realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns? With war criminals attached to the trigger? You know what, darling? I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here, under the table for you, okey? Goodbye, sweetheart. You're way too dangerous for me.