Handsome Bob quotes from RockNRolla (2008)

There's no way you're gonna get a five, you understand that, Bob? They've got nothing on you, son.

Handsome Bob

What are you talking about? Fred, they've got grass. They've got an informer. They've got a rat with a roach smoking a canary. They've got more information than the **** Internet.

Mumbles

See that man sitting on the sofa?

Handsome Bob

What, the queen that's screwing me up?

Mumbles

Yeah.

Handsome Bob

It's a bit hard to miss him, isn't it?

Mumbles

Well do me a favor, go over there and chat him up, will ya?

Handsome Bob

**** off! Who do you think I am?

Mumbles

No, well, he's a big time lawyer. I reckons he knows about an informer in our part of town. Now you were facing a five stretcher, I figured you might be interested. Yeah?

Handsome Bob

Mhmm.... [walks over to the man]

Handsome Bob

Is that you, Bertie?

What's happening about that drink?

Handsome Bob

What's happening about that paperwork?

Well I'm busy tonight. Monday looks good. I'll leave the papers at my reception under your name. I'll text you the address.

Handsome Bob

Well, I'll pop 'round in a jiffy and I'll see you on Monday. Raaawwwwrrrr. [hangs up] [he and mumbles laugh]

One Two

You are scary good at that.

Handsome Bob

Aw, do you miss it?

One Two

Hey, shut up, Bob or I'll slap you. All right, let's go pick up the paperwork from your boyfriend and drop me off on the way, huh? I'm going back to bed.

Handsome Bob

Can I come? [One Two slaps Bob and he and Mumbles laugh]