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RoboCop 1987 quotes, page 2

33 quotes · 7 characters

RoboCop (1987) poster

Characters

RoboCop Peter Weller · 10 quotes

Clarence Boddicker Kurtwood Smith · 7 quotes

Dick Jones Ronny Cox · 7 quotes

Bob Morton Miguel Ferrer · 4 quotes

Lt. Hedgecock Michael Gregory · 4 quotes

Joe Cox Jesse D. Goins · 3 quotes

The Old Man Dan O'Herlihy · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: RoboCop & Dick Jones (2), Dick Jones & Bob Morton (2), Clarence Boddicker & Joe Cox (2)

RoboCop quotes

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[Former city councilman Ron Miller is holding the mayor hostage. The negotiator is trying to stall him as RoboCop makes his way up] [on megaphone]

Okay, Miller. Don't hurt the mayor; we'll give you what you want.

Ron Miller

First, don't **** with me! I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

Okay.

Ron Miller

And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!

What kind of car, Miller?

Ron Miller

Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!

How about the, uh, 6000 SUX?

Ron Miller

Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control?

Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt. [beat]

Ron Miller

[angrily]

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see?! [Walks over to the mayor] Get up. Get up, your honor. Get up. Get up! Your public wants to see you. [He pulls the mayor to the window and puts his submachine gun to his head] Nobody ever takes me seriously! Well, get serious now, and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!
[RoboCop punches through the wall behind Miller, grabs him and pulls him backwards, his gun firing wildly into the ceiling. RoboCop then spins Miller and punches him out a glass window where he falls to the pavement]

Ron Miller

[Former city councilman Ron Miller, holding the mayor hostage, makes demands of the police.]

And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

Okay!

Ron Miller

And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!

What kind of car, Miller?

Ron Miller

Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!

Lewis

[In the abandoned warehouse, Lewis catches Boddicker gang member Joe Cox urinating.]

Okay. Let's see those hands, nice and easy.

Joe Cox

Sure. Mind if I... zip this up?

ED-209

[Jones directs Kinney to threaten ED-209. Kinney points a gun at the robot, which immediately aims its weapons at him.]

Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Jones

I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.

ED-209

[Alarmed, Kinney quickly tosses the gun away. ED-209 steps forward and growls menacingly.]

You now have 15 seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.

ED-209

[Everyone in the room panics; Kinney tries to hide among them, but is pushed back into open range]

You have 5 seconds to comply. 4. 3. 2. 1. I am now authorized to use physical force! [Violently shoots Kinney repeatedly until one of the technicians pulls the plug, shutting down ED-209]

Bob Morton

Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?! Let's go, Johnson!

Donald Johnson

You pull the plug on this thing?

Donald Johnson

[As one of the staff members tries to touch Kinney]

Don't touch him. DON'T TOUCH HIM! [dialling the phone]

Dr. McNamara

He didn't hear the gun drop.

Donald Johnson

He didn't hear it?

[to Dick Jones]

Dick, I'm very disappointed.

Dick Jones

I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.

You call this a glitch? We're scheduled to begin construction in six months. Your "temporary setback" could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone.

Dick Jones

[Jones tosses Boddicker RoboCop's tracker.]

Destroy it.

Clarence Boddicker

Gonna need some major firepower. You got access to military weaponry?

Dick Jones

We practically are the military.

Kaplan

[Lt. Hedgecock and his team betrays Detroit Police and following Dick Jones' orders to destroy Robocop] [shouts]

Hey wait a second!

Manson

[furiously]

He's a cop for god's sake!

Ramirez

Hedgecock you can't do that!

We had orders to destroy it.

Manson

Ah shit!

Kaplan

[disgusted and walks off with Manson and the others]

You're maniacs!

Bob Morton

[Morton tests his new creation.]

What are your prime directives?

RoboCop

Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.

Bixby Snyder

[Repeated line from a TV program.]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

RoboCop

[RoboCop calmly bashes a violent convenience-store robber, then turns to the proprietors.]

Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.

RoboCop

[RoboCop confronts Antonowsky, holding up a gas station.]

Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

Emil Antonowsky

I know you. You're dead! We killed you!

Dick Jones

[RoboCop enters Dick Jones's office to arrest him.]

You know, I usually don't see anybody without an appointment, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

RoboCop

You are under arrest.

Dick Jones

Oh? On what charge?

RoboCop

Aiding and abetting a known felon.

Dick Jones

Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble. [holds out hands, as if preparing to be cuffed] You'd better take me in!

RoboCop

I will.

Dick Jones

[But before he can do so, "Directive 4" interferes with RoboCop's attempt to arrest Jones]

What's the matter, officer? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called "Directive 4". My little contribution to your psychological profile. Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think? That you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?

Dick Jones

[Writhing, Robocop briefly manages to hold up his gun]

Ah. Still a little fight left in you. Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine?

Dick Jones

[Jones picks up and activates a remote; ED-209 enters the room]

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

Anne Lewis

[Robocop escapes into parking level 3 and a police car stops in front of him] [climbs out of her car to a damaged Robocop]

Murphy! Murphy, it's me! Lewis. [Robocop lifts his arm to Lewis and helps him board on her car]
Lt. Hedgecock's man 1: [notices Anne Lewis and Robocop] Lieutenant! Level 3! He's on Level 3!
Lt. Hedgecock's man 2: Over here! [Anne Lewis boards her car]

Open fire! [Anne Lewis drives her car as her former comrade and his men open fire]

Old Man

[Robocop forces the doors open on a high level conference meeting of OCP senior personel.]

How may we help you, officer?

Robocop

Dick Jones is wanted for murder.

Dick Jones

This is absurd! That...thing...is a violent, mechanical psychopath!

Old Man

These are some serious charges. What is your evidence?

Dick Jones

[Robocop moves toward the TV monitors, and plays back Dick Jones confessing "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake; now it's time to erase that mistake."] [Jones pulls a gun on the Old Man in a board meeting.]

I want a chopper! Now! We will walk to the roof, very calmly! I will board the chopper with my hostage. Anybody tries to stop me, the old geezer gets it!

Robocop

[Robocop aims his firearm in the general direction of Dick Jones, but makes no intention to shoot him.]

My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company.

Dick, you're fired!

RoboCop/Murphy

[Directive 4 disappears from RoboCop's vision.]

Thank you.
[Robocop shoots Jones out of the window]

Robocop

[RoboCop stops a rape attempt by firing through the woman's dress into the testicles of one rapist, then turns to the other.]

Your move, creep.

Lewis

[Seriously wounded Lewis and RoboCop/Murphy look at each other across a muddy pit.]

Murphy! I'm a mess!

RoboCop/Murphy

They'll fix you. They fix everything.