RoboCop (1987) · 33 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in RoboCop (1987): in 7 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: RoboCop (2), Bob Morton (2), The Old Man (2)
Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Dick Jones I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
Dick Jones I remember when I was a young executive at this company. We used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt", "Boner", once I even called him... "asshole". But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy. You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guaranteed military sale with ED-209. Renovation program. Spare parts for the next decade. Who cares if it worked or not?
The old man thought it was pretty important... Dick.
Dick Jones You know... he's a sweet old man. And he means well. But he's not gonna live forever. And I'm number two around here. Pretty simple math, huh, Bob? You just... **** with the wrong guy!
You're out of your **** mind!
Dick Jones You better pray... that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.
Dick Jones Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think... that you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?
Dick Jones Destroy it.
Gonna need some major firepower. You got access to military weaponry?
Dick Jones We practically are the military.
How may we help you, officer?
Dick Jones is wanted for murder.
Dick Jones This is absurd! That...thing...is a violent, mechanical psychopath!
These are some serious charges. What is your evidence?
Dick Jones I want a chopper! Now! We will walk to the roof, very calmly! I will board the chopper with my hostage. Anybody tries to stop me, the old geezer gets it!
My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company.
Dick, you're fired!
Thank you.
[Robocop shoots Jones out of the window]
Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Jones I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.
You now have 15 seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.
You have 5 seconds to comply. 4. 3. 2. 1. I am now authorized to use physical force! [Violently shoots Kinney repeatedly until one of the technicians pulls the plug, shutting down ED-209]
Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?! Let's go, Johnson!
You pull the plug on this thing?
Don't touch him. DON'T TOUCH HIM! [dialling the phone]
He didn't hear the gun drop.
He didn't hear it?
Dick Jones I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.
You call this a glitch? We're scheduled to begin construction in six months. Your "temporary setback" could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone.
Dick Jones You know, I usually don't see anybody without an appointment, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
You are under arrest.
Dick Jones Oh? On what charge?
Aiding and abetting a known felon.
Dick Jones Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble. [holds out hands, as if preparing to be cuffed] You'd better take me in!
I will.
Dick Jones What's the matter, officer? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called "Directive 4". My little contribution to your psychological profile. Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think? That you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?
Dick Jones Ah. Still a little fight left in you. Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine?
Dick Jones I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
