RoboCop 1987 quotes

33 quotes · 7 characters
RoboCop (1987) poster
Characters
RoboCop Peter Weller · 10 quotes
Clarence Boddicker Kurtwood Smith · 7 quotes
Dick Jones Ronny Cox · 7 quotes
Lt. Hedgecock Michael Gregory · 4 quotes
Joe Cox Jesse D. Goins · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: RoboCop & Dick Jones (2), Dick Jones & Bob Morton (2), Clarence Boddicker & Joe Cox (2)

RoboCop quotes

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Cobra Assault Cannon! State of the art "bang-bang"!

Emil M. Antonowsky
[Emil takes the launcher from Clarence and blows up a store with it]

I LIKE IT!

You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy, do ya?

Murphy

Buddy, I think you're slime.

See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

[Boddicker shoots off Murphy's right hand.]

Well, give the man a hand!
. . .

[Boddicker finishes Murphy off with a shot to the head, then leaves.]

Good night, sweet prince. Ha ha ha ha ha!

I remember when I was a young executive at this company. We used to call the old man funny names. "Iron Butt", "Boner", once I even called him... "asshole". But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy. You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guaranteed military sale with ED-209. Renovation program. Spare parts for the next decade. Who cares if it worked or not?

The old man thought it was pretty important... Dick.

You know... he's a sweet old man. And he means well. But he's not gonna live forever. And I'm number two around here. Pretty simple math, huh, Bob? You just... **** with the wrong guy!

You're out of your **** mind!

You better pray... that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.

Reporter

Robo, excuse me, Robo! Any special message for all the kids watching at home?

Stay out of trouble.

Murphy
[Antonowsky reaches for a shotgun.]

Go ahead and do it. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

[Boddicker kicks the captured Murphy around.]

Where's your partner? Where's your partner?!

Well, guys, other one was upstairs. She was swe-e-e-e-e-e-t, um! Um, um. I took her out. Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Boddicker meets with Sal in the latter's drug factory.]

I dunno, I dunno, maybe I'm just not making myself clear. I don't want to **** with you Sal, but I've got the connections, I've got the sales organization, I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid w*p ass, that you'll shit snow for a year!

Sal

Frankie, blow this **** sucker's head off.

[Sal's men pull weapons on Boddicker and his crew, who draw their own weapons.]

Ooh, guns, guns, guns! Come on, Sal! The Tigers are playing...tonight! I never miss a game.
. . .

[RoboCop bashes his way into the factory.]

Come quietly or there will be trouble.

Steve Minh

Aww, **** you!

[Clarrence enters Bob Morton's house, draws a gun on him and brings him into his living room, where he notices two women are sitting down.]

Bitches, leave!

ED-209
[Dick Jones directs Kinney to threaten ED-209. Kinney points a gun at the robot.]

Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.

ED-209
[Alarmed, Kinney quickly tosses the gun away. ED-209 growls menacingly.]

You now have 15 seconds to comply.

[Dick Jones gloats over RoboCop's inability to arrest him because of "Directive 4".]

Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think... that you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?