[Drake and Josh reintroduce themselves from the pilot episode]

My name's Drake Parker.

I'm Josh Nichols.

I should probably be doing my homework.

I'm just doing a little homework here.

You know there's an old song by the stones it you can't always get what you want.

Drake always get what he wants.

But I usually get what I want.

I guess Drake's one of those guys who has a lucky star.

Josh may think I'm a lucky one but I bet you things start going his way. The one thing that I can always count on.

But one thing I know for sure.

Whenever I hang out with Josh.

Whenever I get mixed up with Drake.

Things always turn out.

Unusual.

Okay.