Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld

View Quote Professor Hathaway: Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie: I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

View Quote Please don't yell, I don't work well under pressure.

View Quote Jordan: Are you going to take me home to meet your parents?
Mitch: No, I don't think so.
Jordan: Why? Are you ashamed of me?
Mitch: No, them.
Jordan: [smiles] Oh.

View Quote What are you looking at? You're laborers; you're supposed to be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.

View Quote We're different than most people, Mitch. Better.

View Quote Oh my god! It's heading for the gas tanks! DUCK!!... Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

View Quote Mitch: This is coherent light.
Mitch's dad: Oh, so it talks.

View Quote Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.

View Quote [Chris is holding a lab beaker with pink liquid in it]
Chris Knight: Here Mitch taste this for me. Come on, you won't hurt my feelings... What, too sweet?
Mitch: No... what is it?
Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs.
[Mitch starts to gag and wipe out his mouth]
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yogurt. See? Mmmmm...

View Quote Telstar! Wow! Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe?

View Quote Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.

View Quote Put simply, in deference to you Kent, it's like lasing a stick of dynamite.

View Quote Jordan: I heard there was going to be someone new this term, are you it?
Mitch: Yes.
Jordan: Do you have a bed?
Mitch: Yeah.
Jordan: Oh, I was going to make you one if you needed it but you don't so that's okay. Well, I'll see you later, probably.

View Quote Now you listen to me, Jesus. This is Jerry's house, we're very close, so if you're not going to answer me, then I'm going in ...

View Quote I've got news for you, Knight. You're not number one around here anymore. Mighty Mouse over here beat your placement scores by more than twenty points.