Real Genius quotes

View Quote Chris Knight: Ick, this ice is great! How did you do it?
Ick: Oh sure, I tell you, you tell someone else and the next thing you know, we're in the middle of another ice age.

View Quote [Looking at Dr. Meredith's bunny slippers, then his own] ...May I take this opportunity to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

View Quote Chris Knight: I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.

View Quote Chris Knight: I have advanced your project more than any three students on campus.
Jerry Hathaway: That was yesterday. What have you done for me today?

View Quote [In the men's room]
Jordan: Hi, good morning, I thought I saw you come in here, you must be an earlier riser, we met last night, I'm Jordan, remember? I made you a sweater.
Mitch: Last night?
Jordan: Yeah, it's just something I do with my hands while I'm reading. I hope I got the size right, I'm pretty sure I did, I have a brother so I use him as a sizing comparison, and I have a pretty good eye for that sort of thing, so I just went ahead and made you one because I was, you know, up. Are you peeing?
Mitch: Yeah.
Jordan: I never sleep. I don't know why. It drove my roommate nuts. I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything, she's okay now though, but she had to transfer to an easier school but I don't know if that part has anything to do with being my fault, but still, anyway, if you ever want any help studying at night or just let me know, okay, 'cause I'm just a couple of doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?
Mitch: Thanks, I will.
Jordan: Are you finished?
Mitch: I can't start.
Jordan: Because I'm here?
Mitch: I think so.
Jordan: Weird. Well I have to go.
Mitch: Me too.

View Quote Mitch: [As the voice of Jesus] ...And from now on, stop playing with yourself.
Kent: It is God...

View Quote Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

View Quote Chris Knight: You are very beautiful.
Sherry Nugel: Thank you. You certainly don't act like one of the top ten minds in America.
Chris Knight: Oh, really? How many of them have you met?
Sherry Nugel: Seven. You'll be eight. Professor Hostetler at M.I.T. was number six.
Chris Knight: Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead?
Sherry Nugel: He is now.

View Quote First, you have to get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

View Quote Kent: Okay, who is this?
Mitch: [As the voice of Jesus] This is Jesus. And you've been a very naughty boy.

View Quote Chris Knight: I'm such an asshole.
Lazlo Hollyfeld: I understand how you feel, Chris. And you're right.

View Quote Chris Knight: If you want to leave, go ahead. But you're going to miss out on all the fun.
Mitch Taylor: What fun?
Chris Knight: Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release in Kent's room.

View Quote Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?

View Quote Chris Knight: Hey, Lazlo... Lazlo?
Lazlo Hollyfeld: Oh, that's me. Hello.

View Quote When you're smart, people need you. You can use your mind creatively.