Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld

View Quote Bodie: Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners. Right, Kent?

View Quote Chris Knight: No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan Decker: A girl's got to have her standards.

View Quote [to a girl at a party] Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? [looks down at her chest] Oh my God, I'm too late!

View Quote Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

View Quote Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

View Quote [Looking at Dr. Meredith's bunny slippers, then his own] ...May I take this opportunity to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

View Quote Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

View Quote First, you have to get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

View Quote When you're smart, people need you. You can use your mind creatively.

View Quote [to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down] Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity.

View Quote This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

View Quote Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.

View Quote Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".

View Quote You see Mitch, I used to be you, and lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.

View Quote Oh my god! It's heading for the gas tanks! DUCK!!... Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?