Raising Arizona quotes
Page 1 of 3800 leaf tables and no chairs. You can't sell leaf tables and no chairs. Chairs you got a dinette set, no chairs you got dick! I ask my wife she got more sense.
Reilly, You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister.
That there's for his orthodonture and his college. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won't knock a thing off the college.
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.
Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body.
Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
You gotta get 'em diptet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision.
Evelle Balloons. Hey. These blow up into funny shapes at all?
Well naw, unless round is funny.
Is it true your name was originally 'Nathan Huffines'?
Yeah, what of it?
Why did you change it?
Would you buy furniture from a place called 'Unpainted Huffines'?
Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop, and if'n I drop I'm a gonna be in motion.
That sum'bitch. That son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.
An' when they was no meat we ate fowl. An'when they was no fowl we ate crawdad. An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.
You ate what?
: We ate San'.
You ate sand?!
Dass right . . .
Who the hell are you?
Leonard Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny, but I got no friends.
Stop. You're gonna make me bust out crying.