Nathan Arizona Sr. Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!
Played by Trey Wilson 
Raising Arizona (1987) · 38 quotes
Raising Arizona (1987) · 38 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Raising Arizona (1987): in 9 of its 38 quotes
A line from Nathan Arizona Sr.And if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
More lines from Nathan Arizona Sr.
6 quotes Nathan Arizona Sr. Nathan Arizona Sr. I don't know what his damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and shit on them.
Nathan Arizona Sr. Nobody sleeps naked in this house boy!
Nathan Arizona Sr. 800 leaf tables and no chairs. You can't sell leaf tables and no chairs. Chairs you got a dinette set, no chairs you got dick! I ask my wife she got more sense.
Nathan Arizona Sr. Are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit around drinking coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain't at?
Nathan Arizona Sr. Everyone leaves microbes and whatnot. Hell, that’s your forte ain’t it, tracking down them microbes left by criminals and commies n’ shit. That's your whole God-damn raison d'etre, ain't it?
Scenes with Nathan Arizona Sr.
2 scenes
FBI Investigator
Is it true your name was originally 'Nathan Huffines'?
Nathan Yeah, what of it?
FBI Investigator
Why did you change it?
Nathan Would you buy furniture from a place called 'Unpainted Huffines'?
Nathan Who the hell are you?
Leonard Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny, but I got no friends.
Nathan Stop. You're gonna make me bust out crying.
