****, ****, what the **** did you just do to his towel, man?!

I was drying my hands.

You're supposed to wash them first!

Well, you watched me wash them!

I watched you get them wet!

I was washing them. This shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava, I could have done a better job.

I used the same **** soap you did, and when I finished, the towel didn't look like no God damn maxi-pad. What if Jimmie was to come in here and see his towel like this, Vincent? It's shit like this that's gonna bring this situation to a head, man!