“I'M HYSTERICAL! I'M HYSTERICAL! (Bialystock splashes him with a glass...” – Leo Bloom, The Producers ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from The Producers 2005

"I'M HYSTERICAL! I'M HYSTERICAL! (Bialystock splashes him with a glass of water) ... I'M WET! I'M WET! I'M WET AND I'M HYSTERICAL! (Bialystock then slaps him) ...I'M IN PAIN! I'M IN PAIN AND I'M WET AND I'M HYSTERICAL!"

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