[After Mia accidently runs into a trolley with her car] [on her cell phone]

911, I'd like to report an accident... They put me on hold!

Oh, for the love of God!

[After the San Francisco Police secure the scene, one officer is reading off the charges]

...Destruction of public property, and driving without a license. Accompanied by an adult whose license expired 45 years ago.

I've been trying to tell you, Officer, licenses don't expire in Genovia; not for the Queen. Don't I have diplomatic immunity?

You do. But her we have to take downtown.

What?

It's all right, Officer, I understand- [gets an idea] I understand perfectly.

You do?

Mia, no city, no town, no country can function if its officers and its transportation engineers don't follow the letter of the law. Why, I would be proud to have such fine, honorable men serving in Genovia.

Aw, shucks, ma'am-

We're not all that.

You most certainly are. As a matter of fact, I would like to bestow upon you the Genovian Order of the- uh- [gets stuck, spots a sign for Rose Street] Genovian Order of the Rose. Won't you please kneel. Does anybody have a saber?

I have an umbrella!

I have this emergency brake.

[Clarisse takes the emergency brake Mia accidentally pulled out of the Mustang]

This will do fine, thank you. By the power vested in me by the Royal Crown of Genovia, I dub thee...?

Artie Washington, San Francisco, ma'am.

Arthur Washington, and I dub thee-?

Bruce Macintosh of San Leandro.

Bruce Macintosh- Masters of the Order of the Rose. And all of you bear witness to this auspicuous occasion in history. Please rise.