A scene from The Princess Bride 1987
Count Rugen

Your princess is quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps. Her appeal is undeniable.

Humperdinck

I know, the people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will truly be outraged - they'll demand we go to war.

Count Rugen

[snickers, then examines the huge tree]

Now where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find... [finds it and the tree opens to reveal the passage into the pit] Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight.

Humperdinck

[sincerely]

Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work...but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.

Count Rugen

Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything. [smiles at Prince Humperdinck]

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