What the hell are you driving here?

We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time.

Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

Seventy-eight miles an hour.

Yeah, I can buy that. You would know better than us, especially with a melted speedometer.

Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?

Yes, I do. I really do. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you wanna go.

You have no outside mirror.

No, we lost that.

You have no functioning gauges.

No, not a one. However, the radio still works!