“You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you...” – Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ... Movie Quotes Database

You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

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