Captain Jack Sparrow "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." [in his own voice] Well, it bloody is now! [sees Norrington's ship coming] There will be no livin' with her after this. Captain Jack Sparrow No one, he's no one... distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed... lovely singing voice though. [whispers] Eunuch. Captain Jack Sparrow I think we've all arrived at a very special place; spiritually ... ecumenically ... grammatically.