Captain Jack Sparrow Why is the rum gone? [after Elizabeth's rant] But why is the rum gone?! Captain Jack Sparrow You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? Captain Jack Sparrow She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.